ILLEST LANYARD + ILLEST 7” VINYL STICKER GIVEAWAY CONTEST!
These Fatlace “Illest” Lanyards are rare and sold out. You won’t be able to order one, but here’s your chance to win one, for free! Just follow the rules below.
RULES:
- You must have a profile picture.
- Reblog this post with all the rules on it. AND ONLY ONCE! (If you reblog this post more than once you will be disqualified.)
- Must be a follower. clickhere!
- This contest will only be for 7 days. Contest will end MON Nov 22nd at 8pm. I will randomly pick a winner.
- Winner will receive a Illest Lanyard & a 7” Illest Vinyl sticker shipped to them. I will handle shipping fees.
Any other questions? ask here!
Live Your Life!
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Only because I want to win one for my boyfriend. :]
:D
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Look at this fancy ass hipster bitch.
This bitch is so hipster, I can’t even break down this shit.
He’s got a tiny ass hat sitting in the middle of his yellow as fuck hair.
His hair’s looking like fucking — I don’t know. Like Moses parted that shit and put a little ass hat in the middle.
That hat has no fucking purpose so you know this bitch is ironic as fuck.
His eyes are half opened.
So clearly this bitch is high. All the god damn time.
He’s got his little ass hands on his little ass waist, just like “look at me bitch, I’m cool as shit.”
His head fucking looks like Stewie from Family Guy. And this was before Family Guy was even made. Bitch is so avant garde and shit.
Then all you non hipster bitches think this is a skirt?
The fuck? A skirt?
Bitch. Best believe that’s a sweater thrown over a goddamn plaid tunic.
Bitch is so fucking avant garde and shit.
AND he’s wearing the scenester blue tights and black moccasins.
Bitch.
Look.
Just…
You wish you were as hipster and as too cool for school as this bitch.
That’s why he’s got them hater ass bitches like Helga all over him.
And a Grandpa that looks like he’s got balls for a chin.
Cause they’re all baller bitches.
(via handsare-silent)
Graduated High School.
Got so drunk you passed out.Rode every ride at an amusement park.Collected something really stupid.Gone to a rock concert.Helped someone.
Gone fishing.Watched four movies in one night.Gone long periods of time with out sleep.Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.Burned yourself.
Your parents got divorced.Cried yourself to sleep.Spent over $200 in one day. (not my own money)Flown on a plane.
Cheated on somebody.
Been cheated on. Written a ten page letter.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself.Had a best friend.Lost someone you loved.Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Had detention.Skipped school.Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.
Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale.Had a lemonade stand.Actually made money at the lemonade stand.Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.Gone to sea world.Voted for someone on a reality TV show.Written poetry.Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.Loved someone you couldn’t have.Wondered about your sexuality.Had surgery.Had stitches.Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Had a hamster.Petted a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.Did “spirit day” at school.Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.Had something pierced.Got straight A’sBeen on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.Taken pictures with a webcam.Started a fire.Gotten caught having a party while parents were gone away.
CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS?
i didnt think so.
oh my fucking god.
NEW JAM.
forever an enormous dell nerd.OH YEAH
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Pfft, no I’m not going to try this as soon as I finish with this reblog…
OMG MY LIFE.
(Source: dropaheartbreakaname, via handsare-silent)
i hate my generation
jUsT gOT DOnE tHROwIN uP~
i HaTE mORnInG sICknEsS~
TXXXTT ITTT!!!11!!!!<3GETTIN’ PREGNANT
TEXT IT.
oh my dear lord.
(via handsare-silent)
woow.
um , im i suppose to say aw , or ew ?
WTF.
oh my god
i can’t.
this is the real laney
STOP TELLING PEOPLE ELLE.
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(Source: snivy, via handsare-silent)